TruTV’s Full Throttle Saloon Reality Show Season 3 Review (Not for Children Under 18)

Full Throttle Saloon Season 3 Is About to Hit the Air
For More Sausage, More Hicks, More Motorcycles and
Even More Trailer Trash Drama with DRUNK IDIOTS

Wow in REAL TV life I am actually a really nice guy who
laughs and tell jokes and does not get too nasty but this
whole thing I am on ripping the shit out of the idiots
running the broadcasting at TruTV is exceptionally funny
(to me only I know) and also quite freeing since I am
pretty much saying it here like I would to a stoned friend
here at my beach pad. Anyone who knows me knew I was
not done chopping the shit out of TruTV after I really sat
down and looked at some of the BAD Reality TV they are
running and WHY 90% of the Reality TV Shows Deal
with SLUMS, GHETTOS
and Trailer Trash type people
– yes I know a couple of the shows do okay…anyway I will
shut up – you can read the first review I did of the TruTV
Network here.

“FULL THROTTLE SAUSAGE FACTORY”
Since I am promoting a show that takes place on the beach
with REAL STONERS AND HOT CHICKS and feel that super
hot chicks half clothed are the success of ANY SHOW you can
see where I am going with this FULL THROTTLE SALOON:
300,000 Sex Starved Bikers Head to Sturgis for A Huge Bike
Rally to Try To Nail Cheap Strippers in the Form of Bartenders
and One Fucking Idiot Bar Owner Bungee Jumps Off A Train
Bridge to Try to Put Some Drama in This Airless Fucking
Reality TV Show

TRuTV – Thank you for “PUTTING THE WHOLE FUCKING
FULL THROTTLE TRAILER IN 30 SECONDS BECAUSE
THAT WAS ALL I CAN TAKE” ie:

1. We have 10 days to make “all of our money”
Ya because you fuckers don’t work the rest of the year and
then throw in the drama “NO Beer” and you know there
better be strippers and a shitload of jergens for the bikers
or this place is going to be busted up BAD! oooo real drama NOT!!

2. How many chicks are on this show compared to
how many guys?
WAY TOO MUCH SAUSAGE on this show with drunk,
deadbeat trailer people who pound the booze wayyyy
to hard and don’t smoke weed, have a beach outside,
have A list hot celebs like Cindy Crawford etc…you
get the point – “how many drunk bikers can we watch
and goofy bar stunts from rasta boy” — this guy should
open the fricken bar down here and this show would
secure a long term future since people who hang at
the beach are all shapes and sizes with NO “TRAILER” DRAMA
(I know that kills you Reality TV production douche bags but
people actually like seeing people having fun – especially
HOT CHICKS ..okay I will shut up…:-)))

REALITY TV IDEA MASTER JEDI FREE RE – WRITE
There is only on way this fucking Full Throttle Saloon Show
is going to work and that is with a serious –RE WRITE and
since I have had my fun beating this show up now it is time
to show the “compassionate me” and save these clueless fucking
idiots at Turner Broadcasting and Warner Brothers how to
“LEVERAGE THE TRAILER TRASH FOR MAXIMUM RATINGS”

NEW SHOW:

FULL THROTTLE LESBIAN SALOON
New Concept: “300,000 SEX STARVED biker lesbians
descend on Sturgis for a 4 day “Girl Biker Rally” and
A lesbian bar owner and her lesbian staff have to
“make the girls happy” even though there is NO BEER
(plenty of weed though – it softens the lesbians up faster
and gets us to the real action a lot quicker) and NO
BATTERIES for vibraters so the girls have to “THINK FAST”
to keep the biker lesbians from breaking out the hand cuffs.”

YOUR WELCOME FOR ANOTHER HIT IDEA WARNER BROS.!
(This is the BEST I can do for what I was given to work with on
this show)

Special Teaser: One STRAIGHT girl Bartender won’t conform
to the lesbian crowd and is told “Be a Lesbian or BUNGEE JUMP
OFF THIS BRIDGE”. – shit with that story line I would even figure
out how to use my fucking Tevo and record this show.

That sure sounds a SHITLOAD better than the REAL Full Throttle Saloon
which is packing 300,000 bikers into Sturgis with 500 chicks all of which
live in area trailer parks can FINALY get a DATE.

Okay I have to say I am really swearing a lot on this blog and all I
can say is that this happened after watching all the Gordon Ramsey
shows (Hell’s Kitchen is a little boring but all the saving the restaurant
shows I love!) I feel we have a lot in common.

So folks there you have it another sign of my TRUE COMPASSION
for trying to SAVE REALITY TV SHOWS from falling any further
into the basement of human society!

See you at the beach or boardwalk on my beach cruiser
in San Diego!

Sean aka “Ken Rogers”
(Guest host of the Celebrity Beach House Reality TV Show
in Mission Beach San Diego land of super hot beach girls,
cool classic cars, beaches and surfing – an imaginary place
for TruTV but not for 90% of the USA with TV’s and
computers:-)

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* Full Throttle Saloon Disclaimer
Even though I am ripping on the cast I am sure they are
cool people and if they lived here at the beach I am SURE
they would be here doing bong hits and riding beach
cruisers – “they are just made to look like morons” on the show.

PS my friend came by and said there is one hot chick on the show
with “the most photographed butt in the world” so at least
the show has some accalades.

 

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    About Celebrity Beach House Reality TV Correspondant Ken Rogers

    Celebrity Beach House Reality TV Show is a show that talks about important social issues with Hollywood TV Stars in a beach camp site / condo setting where no one would ever expect a real life celebrity to show up. Stay tuned for more reality tv show news, updates and some crazy commentaries from our San Diego Reality Cast!
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