Reality TV Show Host Offers to SAVE TruTV Reality Network Because of His Love for Jill Wagner

San Diego Beach Reality TV Show Host, Producer,
Grip, Idea Maker (I just made that up) and Writer
Agrees to Save truTV from Real Mediocre Ratings
All for the Love of “WIPE OUT” and Jill Wagner

I am not sure why I have become such a nice guy and decided
to save REALITY TV from dropping into the real basement of
TV Ratings and Advertising Revenue but something inside me
is just making me feel warm and fuzzy (not a gerbal you perverts)
and I am doing a CHARITY BLOG for TruTV since I just went on
their Youtube.com page and saw the pathetic viewership for about
90% of their shows. Let’s just say if it was not for the new ass wipe
and farting show TruTV picked up I myself on SoCal Beaches Magazine
would have as many views on YouTube.com as a Warner Brothers / Turner Broadcasting Cable TV Network and Show and I am one dude (totally stoned)
working with a $500 dollar camera and “Movie Maker” Mickey Mouse editing
equipment.  So what does that say? Hmmmm if you have good content people
will watch and you do not need to be a multi million dollar studio or network
to tap into “WHAT PEOPLE WANT”.

So with that said all I ask TRUtv to do is if you like my ideas PLEASE DROP
“HARDCORE PAWN” AND MAKE IT “HARDCORE SEX” because I am sick
of seeing ghetto people bring in $25 dollar VCR’s wanting $150 and seeing
the two douchbag kids fight while Dad is off smothering his head in Rogain
and banging whores. (Okay I am not sure if POPS is banging whores but
shit I wish he was cause this show REALLY SUCKS!)

Now I was just on the TruTV website and looked at their “LINE UP” and
it was the saddest commentary on HUMAN CIVILIZATION I could think
off with NO SHOWS WITH HOT FUCKING CHICKS.

HEY TRU TV  HOT CHICKS WITH HUGE “DD” SIZED CUPS AND HUGE
SMILES  DO EXIST BUT YOU NEED TO START SCOUTING FOR SHOWS
OUTSIDE THE FUCKING GHETTO YOU MORONS.

GUESS WHAT – I KNOW YOU NEVER KNEW THIS BUT THERE
IS A PLACE IN THE WORLD CALLED “CALIFORNIA” – IT IS A PLACE
WITH BEACHES, SURFING, POTHEADS AND YES ALL THE HOTTEST
FUCKING CHICKS IN THE WORLD ARE HERE AND THEIR TITS
ARE REAL TOO* – IE “REAL TV” (* Disclaimer: at least the nipples are).

I have to say that the thought of this now is pissing me off because
I was the one running to these fucking networks, reality tv scouts
and reality tv production companies when THEY SHOULD BE
RUNNING TO ME – look at the shows they are running and you
tell me “who needs who”.

1. Lizard Lick Towing – GREAT SHOW – I love this show but
these two fucking tow guys are nuts and they only have 1 or
2 seasons left before one of the hicks shooting at them actually
hits them and kills em so there is NO LONG TERM SAFETY
on this show plus Bobby’s ex girlfriend was the ONLY hot
chick and whore on the show and now she’s gone and so are
the ratings.  Basically this show is missing 1. WEED 2. HOT
CHICKS (oops hot chicks are #1 I am stoned) and 3. BEACHES –
Make the Show LIZARD LICKING CHICKS and threaten
to tow the women culprits if they don’t make out with the
female lesbian tow drivers and play “show and tell”

(BANG another fricking HIT from your’s truly – the reality tv show
idea GENUIS)(did I spell that right???)

2. Hardcore Pawn – Okay the show is about ghetto people
bringing in trash for crack and 2 brat kids try to give their
Dad a heart attack and take over the store. Now truTV really
wanted a “Pawnshop Reality Show” when they saw Rick Harris
and the Pawnstars in Vegas show but this fucking show is a real dud
and I can’t smoke enough weed to sit through this anymore.

3.  Operation Repo – I love this show too but check out the how many
views the videos get on YouTube.com and you can see it is BORING
after seeing Matt kicks the snot out of delinquent 99%’ers who try to
resist the world domination. The 1%’er’s in the finance companies
hire MATT BIRCH through his agent LOU to go out and “take
out the garbage” as Steven Segall would say. Anyway getting back to
my original point and that is why am I dealing with all the LOSERS
in life when there are WINNERS out their WINNING like SoCal
Beaches Magazine and the Celebrity Beach House Reality TV Show.

4. Bait Car – Oh shit this show is so bad all I can say is make the show
CHICK BAIT CAR” and try to lure hot 10 swimsuit models in the car
and trap them in there because the fucking jail house crew you are
showcasing now has limited ratings for the areas where jails are — in
fact I think that TruTV should rename themselves as “Jail House TV”
since that is what they are catering too mainly.

5. WIPE OUT – I saved the best for last since I LOVE THIS SHOW
and JILL WAGNER – how cool is that chick and how funny are
John Henson and the other dude (I am stoned and can’t think
of his name)  – This is FUNNY REAL TV – I hope you start filming
some new episodes and PAY JILL SOME REAL $$$ AND GIVE
HER MORE EXPOSURE. Anyway even thought her show is good
the YouTube.com ratings are poor mainly because you don’t  have
enough Jill Wagner on the show. In fact I would love to sit and stare
at ANY SHOW JILL WAGNER IS ON EVEN IF SHE IS TEACHING
MANDARIN CHINESE TO TRAINED CIA MONKEYS. If Jill
wagner is on that show I promise to watch and tape every episode
and NEVER BLINK EVER!!!!!!!! I promise!!!
* Disclaimer – TruTV stole this show from ABC so even though
they were not smart enough to produce it AT LEAST they were
smart enough to get the re-runs.

Okay TruTV – anyone honest in the Production Staff Room knows
you guys need some serious fucking help getting some REAL TV
reality shows besides the dudes farting that people want to watch
on and OFF the airwaves and that is Celebrity Beach House.
Since you are a big network with a ton of money PAY JILL WAGNER
to host the show and get a stoner dork like me to sit next to her and
smoke weed (yes people really smoke weed in the “world of California”
where apparently no one at Turner has ever been – PS It is about 2,000
fucking miles from Atlanta you idiots so get a map and check it out sometime).

Anyway TruTV here is how you FINALLY GET A HOT SHOW THAT PEOPLE
“REALLY” WATCH  – 1. Get Hot Chicks (I can help you with that since I live at
the beach and you scout your  reality TV projects on the slums and on farms)
2. Put Hot Chicks in Scandilly Clad Swimsuit Outfits Where there “may be” a “clothing malfunction” – Now Janet Jackson deserves the credit for this but what
guy would EVER walk away or tune away during a commerical if a super hot
chick with “DD“‘s was “Afraid her string may break”, shit I can feel the tension
and anxiety of that and may need to take a break to head to the can and “read
an article in Playboy” – anyway you get the fucking drift here people
MORE HOT CHICKS, BEACHES, STONERS (especially stoner chicks they are
SUPER COOL and HOT) COOL CARS AND LESBIANS – (shit I had to throw that
out there I am on a roll and really feeling “Gordon Ramsey” like with all my
four letter adjectives)

So now that I have rambled and babbled for the last 30 minutes about
“How to Save TRuTV from becoming “JAIL HOUSE TV” I am convinced
once again that I have a hit show here and regardless of whether the
corporate dorks at any of the studios wake up and get this thing online
it won;t matter because YouTube.com is the REAL TESTING GROUND
and with almost 10 million views on there I am GOING TO TAKE OVER
AND BEAT THIS REALITY truTV NETWORK AT THEIR OWN GAME AS
A ONE MAN OPERATION WITH O BUDGET BUT GOOD CONTENT.
(that is also real and it is not TV:-)

Something to think about – Wow this blog got my blood pressure
going – better go have a “production meeting” and relax –

PS – The Idiots and Execs at TruTV did not get me upset it was
my undevotional love for Jill Wagner and listening to “Mama Mia”
and ABBA playing in the background while I finished this blog.
I love you Jill and have your pics all over the wall in my bedroom
(- right next to Farrah Faucett – I will always love you too Farrah!!!)

While I go get a hanky to blow my nose (I am such an emotional
softie) Check out some real HOT REALITY TV like super hot
swimsuit model Gina Baca in Mission Beach – interviews and
“behind the scenes” fun form the shoot coming soon!

www.youtube.com/socalbeachesmagazine
www.youtube.com/celebritybeachhouse
www.celebritybeachhousetv.com

See you at the Beach!

Sean aka “KEN ROGERS”
Reality TV SHOW Idea Expert and “SEO MAN” 

Jill Wagner Video


“Hey Jill Wagner – WE LOVE YOU and PROMISE
to clean our beach house DUMP good with
REAL PROFESSIONAL CLEANING PEOPLE
(not us in case you were worried)
if you can come down and ride a beach cruiser
and perhaps do a photo shoot with a super cool classic car?
Just a thought and a fantasy but my
THERAPIST says this is very good for me
so what the heck:-)

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