Reality TV Idea “Jedi” Trying to Cast Mohamed Hadid
in His Own Reality TV Show “YES THIS IS HEAVEN”
Now the other day I was blogging on The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills and while doing that I realized “DUDE
Mohamed Hadid IS perhaps the GREATEST REALITY
STAR LIVING without his own show.
Now in a sort of stoned ramble I realized this guy has taken
“Vision Boards” “Manifesting your destiny” and any BS related
to that and topped it by about 1000%! I LOVE Bob Proctor,
and worship Napoleon Hill but these guys did not preach from
a 60,000 square foot pad in Beverly Hills with a SICK (horrible
term created by kids on ridulin that means cool but I am stoned
so just go with it please) 5,000 square foot ORGY ROOM and
the hottest chick in the planet NOT MARRIED – just a GIRLFRIEND.
It is like I died and went to heaven seeing the REAL FUCKING DREAM
LIFE I SHOULD HAVE HAD ON THE VISION BOARD THE WHOLE
TIME – Wow I was thinking WAAAYYY TO SMALL and Mohamed Hadid
showcased what being a real successful entreprenuer is like.
So with that said this guy “IS his own Reality TV Show” and I am now
trying (before fucking BRAVO gets into this) to SIGN A DEAL to LAUNCH
A SECOND BEACH PAD SHOW CALLED
“Mohamed Hadid – My Life – Welcome to Heaven”
Now I know “What Jesus Really Meant When He Said “Heaven on Earth” because
I saw the life and pad this guy has and then after Googling him and finding out
who he was (and how to spell his name right) I found out he creates MAN PALACES
for a LIVING and the BEST MAN PALACES on the planet (this is waaayyy beyond “MAN CAVE” – yes he has some sick man caves too but those are separate rooms in the “MAN PALACE” – more on that later)
Now I have heard from a very unreliable source (myself) that Mohamed
Hadid sold the old 60,000 square foot Beverly Hills Mansion so he could
UPGRADE to a MUCH NICER PLACE – and here is my guess why – (I seem
to think a lot like the 1% “especially when it comes to having fun with
HOT CHICKS“) “The ORGY ROOM IS TOO FRICKING SMALL” –
If my guess is correct Mohamed probably said “look Man this place was
great in the day but now there are hundreds of HOT CHICKS that want
to hang with “THE GUY” in Beverly Hills” (that makes actors look like ants
and could easily buy a fucking studio if he really wanted) and I need a
FUNNER AND BETTER Pad – and so he sold the old pad in Beverly Hills
is or was being sold so Mohamed Hadid can upgrade – good timing for his reality
Top Reasons Mohamed Hadid Sold His 60,000 Square Foot
Beverly Hills Estate Pad from Master Psychic and Reality
TV Star “Wanna Be” Ken Rogers
1. The Orgy Room was Too Small – I covered this but still feel
it had ALOT to do with his decision.
2. TOO MANY DORKS FOUND OUT WHERE TO SECRET
ORGY ROOM WAS AND TOO MUCH SAUSAGE AND DEAD
WEIGHT GOT IN THERE – Now although this is all “speculation”
think about how frustrating it must be getting 10 HOT chicks into the
“Secret Orgy Room” and 2 fucking dorks are in there with ONLY 2 chicks.
“WHAT – THE SAUSAGE TO CHICK RATIO AT MOHAMED HADID
PARTIES ARE 10 SMOKING HOT CHICKS FOR EVERY BUTLER
and 20 HOT CHICKS FOR ANY MALE FRIEND.” So it is time to
check into a BETTER MAN PALACE AND KEEP SOME SECRETS
3. It Took Way To Long to Get to The Kitchen From
the Orgy Room.
Now think about this 60,000 square feet is a paradise for
throwing a party but now you want to cover these chicks
in some whipped cream and “have a snack” and you have
to walk the length of a football field to get to a refrigerator.
See what most people don’t realize that Mohamed Hadid
knows “HOW TO LIVE IN THE DREAM MAN CAVE
AND NOT JUST CREATE IT” – so my guess is he is creating some
new places that incorporate his lifestyle into more modern setting.
(something 99.9% of architects know nothing about)
4. The Fucking Bumb “World’s Most Interesting Man” from
the Beer Commercial Would Not Leave the Crib or Give Up
The Black AMEX Card He Has Been Ringing Up on Mohamed’s
Hadid’s Credit Card on all Those Commercials.
Now “The World’s Most Interesting Man / Guy” featured in
the beer commercials “APPEARS” to be a cool dude but according
to my sick mind (and need to create fake meaningless drama) what
I “perceive” happened is that this drunk beer drinking BUMB
would not split from the back guest house (10,000 sq. ft.) and
he kept walking around naked when the maids were cleaning.
(especially the male maids but more on that later) After offering
him some “free vacations” on Mohamed’s guest AMEX Black Card
“The World’s Most Interesting Drunk” kept showing back up and
freeloading. – (Just rumor but REMEMBER you heard it here first!)
The NEW PLACE IS SECRET and the AMEX Card will be cancelled
once the final move is complete.
PS: there is a reason this guy (Worlds Most Interesting Man)
does not shave and that is because “grooming” is a nasty word
and there is also some dirty gossip on his cleaning habits and how
often the “undies see a changing” but more of that later.
(Holy shit not sure if that was funny but that last bong hit WORKED
because I actually got a chuckle out of that one!)
5. Mohamed Hadid is CREATING The Ultimate MAN PALACE
UNDERWATER Called “Atlantis 2”
Dude I knew Mermaids were fucking real but I did not know
they hang by the thousands in the Caribbean – of course this
is all making sense now!!!! Smoking HOT SINGLE MERMAIDS
LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO CAN HANG UNDERWATER
AND MATE – shit ALL the ones I saw were all “DD” cups or
BETTER and quite honestly they are 10x fucking hotter than the
aliens and shapeshifters I saw last week on Hollywood Blvd.
Talk about “tapping in” (no pun intended – actually yes it’s intended)
to an UNTAPPED MARKET – HOT HORNY LESBIAN MERMAIDS
WHO LIKE “POPPERS” & HOT SEX. (not sure what “poppers” are but
I see that term a lot in the craigslist ads I see looking for a mate
and I know it must be hot…ooops this is about Mohamed’s show and not
PS: I don’t know where the “vagina is at on a mermaid” or “how they
do it “like a seahorse”?” but once I find out you may never hear from me
again – PPSS – Mom I will email where “Atlantis 2” is by I can’t say so
here on this blog – some things need to be kept private.
6. Mohamed Hadid is Creating His OWN Amusement Park
Called “MAN LAND” and He Had to Move Closer to San Diego
To Complete the Project
Yes you heard it here first – “Mohamed Hadid is Creating
an Amusement Park for Men Called “MAN LAND”
In Man Land you get to “PRETEND YOU ARE MOHAMED
HADID FOR A DAY” and are given a SMOKING HOT TOUR
GUIDE who TAKES YOU ON A REAL LIFE REPLICA OF
THE 60,000 Square Foot Beverly Hills Mansion and also provides
a “guided tour”. Now there are “A LOT” of different prices to
hang at this amusement park but let’s just say the fricking lines
to get in this place are VERY FUCKING LONG and I will
camp out for a week to line up for tickets to this place.
(Lesbian gangs have threatened male scalpers “they won’t
pay inflated ticket prices on scalped tickets)
According to the fake marketing “one lucky 99%’er” will get to
“SEE THE REAL MOHAMED HADID AND NOT THE HALO
GRAM OR WAX HADID AND SAY HELLO TO HIS GIRLFRIEND
IN PERSON” – now if that does not get you running to this
dream MAN amusement park I do not know what will, but
since I am 6 blocks from SeaWorld I am thinking “”MAN PARK””
and it is NO WONDER I am already onto Mohamed Hadid’s
newest venture before he may actually know about it.
Just in case anyone watching the REALITY TV hick shows
“Baitcar”, “COPS”, Swamp People, Hardcore Porn ..ooopps
I mean “pawn”, Hoarders, Moonshiners or some of the
other cross breed programming “MOHAMED HADID’S
GIRLFRIEND IS THE HOTTEST CHICKS ON THE PLANET
and SHE WAS PERSONALLY BROUGHT TO EARTH FROM
VENUS IN MOHAMED HADID’S PERSONAL SPACESHIP!
(That’s right you fucking hicks she is so hot she
MUST be from outer space!)
She is so hot that when you see her you PASS OUT
before you even get an erection and THAT IS HOT!
She gets MOST MEN TO PASS OUT WHEN SHE SMILES
AND THEY DID NOT EVEN NOTICE WHAT SHE WAS WEARING.
Dam this Reality TV show idea and concept is so HOT I need to
reach Mohamed Hadid FAST and offer him a DEAL that BRAVO
TV Could not so here goes —-
Hey Mohamed I know you must have some reservations about
“being in the public eye”, so throw me in the guest house with
the Black Amex card that the fucking “World’s Biggest Freeloader”
took and let me stack it up with chicks and do the show while
you are traveling to “Atantis 2”?
By doing the show in the “guest house” No one but me and you
“BUDDY“, will know where the ORGY ROOM is and I promise
under “water boarding” to “NEVER TELL ANYONE WITH
A PENIS OR ANYONE WHO EVER HAD A PENIS where the
orgy room is.”
“DUDE BUY ONE OF THESE FUCKING TV STUDIOS AND LETS
TAKE OVER THE WORLD OF “REALITY DREAM TV”
Shit will all the places reality TV can go with the “World’s
Coolest Man” and his enclave of smoking hot chicks we can
run the world much faster and have more control that Bill O’Reilly
or Fox could ever dream of (ooops more Reality TV deal competition).
Anyway all I know is that I am DREAMING MUCH BIGGER after
I saw what Mohamed Hadid has created and if I have my way that
Dude will buy SoCal Beaches Magazine and Media and use that and
my “Celebrity Beach House Reality TV” show to help create some
real “Reality TV” and enough of this pitter patter from kooks who
NO ONE WANTS TO BE LIKE.
Why not go in the opposite direction and create a positive show
on a guy that people want to emulate and that is Mohamed Hadid
and his new reality tv show idea
Wow not sure how I rounded this whole thing up but if you are still
awake and reading this I am grateful!
Once Mohamed gets his show running his girlfriend Julia
can permantly squash any more Kardashian shows by
showcasing her dream posse of AMAZINGLY HOT DREAM BABES
and setting the bar to a higher standard of 6 foot model like sisters
and friends who try on lingerie don’t work and are all part of
a modern day of “SUPER HOT CONSORTS” in the Yes This
Is Heaven Reality TV Show.
From the Beaches of San Diego Your Friend
and Rambling Reality TV Host Ken Rogers
* This is a fictitious blog from the land of make believe
and it is to be taken in humor and NOT serious!
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