Long Lost Brother of Larry the Cable Guy Reaches
Out for Help with His San Diego Reality TV Show
Hey Larry – “Dude it is me Billy Bob Joe “Chops” your long lost
brother that jumped in the carney trailer to bang a gypsy’s
daughter at age 10 and ran away with the circus”
Holy shit I am glad you found this blog Dude – things have been
crazy the last 35 years and lets just say the “gene manipulation
therapy and other things I tried to “fit in with the family” just
did not work like I hoped “BUT I STILL LOVE YOU LARRY
LIKE THE ONLY STEP BROTHER I EVER HAD!”
(hanky please and loooong dramatical pause for extra effect..
Anyway Larry here’s the thing “BROTHER” I checked out your
show on the HISTORY CHANNEL and DUDE I LOVED IT!
Talk about “taking some hits for the team” and sacrificing your body
for the tv show – I still think about the tabasco plant dipping your finger
in there and getting stuck in the mud bogs but THE BEST was when
you went “shrimping” with the “good ol boys from
SWAMP THING and went back on what looked like your
last TV episode EVER.
(Wow Comedy, Drama and Updated scenes from
Deliverance all in ONE SHOW)
Shit I was just waiting for one of those Dudes in the boat to say
“You sure do have a purty mouth” and pull out their “little shrimps”
and hey man you know the rest (if you are over 40)…..so enough of
my sick mind and thoughts what I am really trying to say “BROTHER
Lar Lar” is that I WAS THERE FOR YOU AND SUPPORTED
YOUR “ONLY IN AMERICA with larry the Cable Guy Show” –
dude I watched Every episode and laughed my ass off for each one
so “CAN YOU HELP A BROTHER OUT AND COME HANG
WITH ME IN SAN DIEGO AND JUMP ON MY BEACH
REALITY TV SHOW?
Now “Lar Lar” HEAR ME OUT PLEASE – I am NOT asking for
money (not on the blog – I think once you see the pathetic living conditions
here at the beach bachelor MAN CAVE you will be happy to kick
down for the SPICE CHANNEL to kick in with our other “paid” channels
—- anyway LARRY IT IS ME YOUR CROSS EYED BROTHER AND I
AM LOOKING RIGHT AT YOUR EAR AND THE PORN ON MY TV
ACROSS THE ROOM (simalataneously…or “at the same time” for
any cross breed folks who prefer a “small dictionary” of 12 words) AND
WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY IS “I Believe in America” Too Just
LIKE YOU Do So lets do a “ONLY IN AMERICA SHOW ON THE “BEACHES”, BOARDWALKS and BEACH LIFESTYLE IN CALIFORNIA”???????”
Come out here and hang at the beach in Mission Beach San Diego, ride
a beach cruiser down the boardwalk into Pacific Beach and have a beer on
the boardwalk at Lahaina’s and ask SMOKING HOT CHICKS from SAN
DIEGO STATE UNIVERSITY how tough it is to lay out at the beach and
go to school in San Diego?
LARRY – Bother Man help a “brother” out and appear on my show and
I promise to drop the whole “Larry the Cable Guy is My Long Long Brother
BS and avoid to take a “DNA gene test” to prove it.
I provide you a super cool bachelor pad headquarters for a full 1/2 hour
special episode of “ONLY IN AMERICA with Larry the Cable Guy” –
San Diego Beaches special edition show!” – Plus I line up super hot FUN
girls, some super cool classic cars and you can also be a guest photographer
for my www.youtube.com/socalbeachesmagazine and www.socalbeachmag.net
sites which are pushing 10 million views right now – Dude what do you say?
Now I did not say anything about WEED yet but here goes “LAR LAR” dude
if the super hot chicks were not enough ( and I know they were but just in
case you are teetering on the fence) I am throwing in some LEGAL ADVICE.
If you have ever experienced pain, happiness, sadness, joy, child birth,
BAD GAS, a pimple, a cavity, or marriage (or a list of some real serious
ailments which I do respect and know are not funny -okay back to “funny”)
“I CAN GET YOU A GET OUT OF JAIL FREE WEED CARD AND YOU
CAN SMOKE FREE WEED LEGALLY the WAY WE DO IN CALIFORNIA”
(* disclaimer I am just talking about smoking weed for comedy
I really do not smoke weed just “catnip” – shameless plug –
” Catnip gets your cat and girlfriend FRISKY”).
Okay now I KNOW YOU ARE ON BOARD NOW LARRY –
hot chicks, beaches, the boardwalk, hot chicks, guest photo shoot,
beach bars –
YES MY BROTHER IT IS ME BILLY JOE BOB CHOPS AND
I AM GOING TO SET YOU UP WITH THE BEST EPISODE OF
“ONLY IN AMERICA” you ever filmed.
Dude if you can eat that hot ass tabasco sauce then smoking a toke
should be EASY and make sure everyone knows this is
“CALIFORNIA” a make believe world somewhere west of the Mississippi.
I just have to throw that in since I was ripping on TruTV and some of
the ghetto and hick shows they run THAT DISCRIMINATE AGAINST
HICKS LIKE ME AT THE BEACH – equal rights for all fricken hicks
and with that said I am putting on my overhauls and heading out
out to the boardwalk to “do some shrimping California style”
HEY LARRY HERE IS MY CONTACT INFO
BILLY JOE BOB CHOPS court name “Ken Rogers”
address: 3000 Mission Blvd San Diego Ca. 92109
I live on one of the rides at Belmont Park –
Roller Coaster Ride with Larry the Cable Guy – Larry get out here!
PS: Lar lar we are DEFINITELY GOING ON THE
ROLLER COASTER AFTER A BIG DINNER OF
RIBS AND CHICKEN -I will be the guy chanting
“chunks….chunks….chunks. CHUNKS!” PS
I am wearing a rain jacket – the fun here is endless
so come on out and IF I REALLY NEED TO I can
stash the weed while the History Channel staff are
around and or if there are any stoners in the production
staff read this “REAL STONERS AND SMOKING HOT
CHICKS BY THE THOUSANDS IN SAN DIEGO –
ONLY IN FRICKIN AMERICA” – not call me and
“let’s fricken do this already” shit I am TRYING TO
HELP YOU GET RATINGS for God’s sake!!!
(plus have some fun going to a location you
will not want to leave from)
Enough said here is my info not let’s get the show on the
road so I can tell you some more of my circus stories
and what this chick did with a “crystal ball”.
Celebrity Beach House Reality TV Show
Mission Beach San Diego
858-736-9310 / Skype line /firstname.lastname@example.org
* ONLY IN AMERICA VIDEO SEGMENT
Celebrity Beach House Reality TV Show
SoCal Beaches Magazine Reality TV Bachelor Pad
Mission Beach San Diego California –
Showcasing the Beach Lifestyle to Hollywood Celebrities