Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reality TV Show Invited to
San Diego’s Celebrity Beach House TV Show in Mission Beach
Okay now let’s just say that as a “Jedi Marketing Person” I have
once again PULLED ANOTHER REALITY TV SHOW from
PLUMMETTING RATINGS and that is “The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills“. Since I am 45 and watch the show I feel like
I have a somewhat realistic opinion of the show and “HOW
TO IMPROVE IT“.
So with that said this is not “everyones” viewpoint but it does
represent ANY MALE ANIMAL WITH A PENIS and that
is not a bad demographic.
First of all let me say that “YES I CAN REALLY SAVE THE
REAL HOUSEWIVES SHOW IN SAN DIEGO BUT THE
REHAB MUST CONTINUE AT MOHAMED HADID’S
PAD IN L.A.”
Okay let me just fricken say it Hey BRAVO TV
“GIVE MOHAMED HADID HIS OWN FUCKING REALITY
SHOW – HOLY SHIT THIS GUY KNOWS HOW TO
I think Mohamed Hadid (the dude on The Real Housewives of
Beverly Hills who is a friend of “the Brit” with a 60,000
square foot home and a girlfriend who is HOTTEST CHICK BRAVO
HAS EVER PUT ON SCREEN – Shit give that chick her own reality
tv show too and just like my promise for any Jill Wagner show
I will tape every episode and NEVER blink) is the BEST thing
that happened to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. If I could
fit his 60,000 square foot pad on my vision board I would but
this dude is the ultimate playboy in LA and my newest hero!
Now back to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and picking up
this show to be FUN AND LAUGHING and NOT backstabbing,
fighting and yelling – THE SHOW SUCKS WHEN ALL THESE
CHICKS DO IS FIGHT and since a ton of them are hot get
them in swimwear down here SMOKING WEED and LAUGHING
and having fun. That is the BIG DIFERENCE between LA and
San Diego – In LA everything is so dramatic and over done because
none of the chicks are riding beach cruisers, walking on the beach,
relaxing in flip flops and singing karaoke in a beach bar.
Too much of the “who can wear the best outfit, the ritziest jewelry,
etc..”..BORING too fucking much of that crap – we need some new
looks and see more fun and laughter. The first thing is to get them
all stoned and laughing and have them all say they are sorry for
acting like 10 year olds and then start the beach activities and
just focus on having fun. At the Celebrity Beach House we will
plan out a 3-4 day itenerary of things to do and places to see and
NOT ONE FUCKING TIME will anyone wear a dress, high heels
or drive in a car – the whole trip will be in beach attire and cruising
on beach bikes and cabs the way locals do it in Mission Beach San Diego.
With that being said I love The Real Housewive’s of Beverly Hlls but
the “all drama” and little if any humor (the opposite of JEFF LEWIS on
“Flipping Out” who is one of the funniest dudes on reality TV and someone
I would love to have on our show after we do a MAJOR housecleaning)
mean that this show needs a “facelift” with WEED instead of Botox.
Shit When was the LAST TIME CHAMILLE GOT IN A HOT TUB?–
she may be a little crazy but she is HOT so please get her in the HOT
TUB and GET HER DRIKING WITH A KNOWN LESBIAN PREDATOR.
Please let Kyle smoke some weed (we call it “Cat Nip” for the kids) and
relax instead of fighting with her sister who also badly needs some weed
and NO MORE BOOZE – please:-).
BRAVO needs The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to script in Jeff
Lewis, bring them to San Diego for some FUN or script in Mohamed
for about 90% of the scenes for future episodes to keep male viewers.
I am willing to provide a FREE RENT place for all the “housewives”
to stay in and I promise plenty of bonding and anything I can do to
tempt Lesbian interaction – especially with the sisters – WOW that’s
hot and another reason why I am the guy SAVING all these mediocre
Reality TV Shows from destruction and sagging ratings. The world
needs more HONEST men in the world!
From the Celebrity Beach House in San Diego your pal
and Plenty of Fish dating name “KEN ROGERS” for
any of you women looking for real stud who puts out
on the first date!
“Hey Mohamed – Dude I was Not Done Talking to You”
PS: Hey Mohamed – DUDE you are welcome at my place down here
anytime – I just targeted the real housewives keywords to try to
get your attention since I could not find you in the phone book and
after driving through Beverly Hills for 2 weeks in my RV camper I could
not find your pad. Now if it is okay since you can stay at my pad here
I am assuming its cool if I stay at your place if I come up to LA???
Now Mohamed a few more things before I let you go
1. Does the SMOKING HOT CHICK YOU DATE HAVE
ANY SISTERS AND ANY RELATIVES CARRYING HER
GENE WITHIN THE AGES OF 18 and 60 THAT ARE
SINGLE?????? – (Dude I hate to say it but once I saw your pad
and the babes you hang with the Real Housewives became
“real boring” and now all I can think about is the fun going
on in that fucking sick man cave paradise)
2. What is the Passcode for the Entrance Gate?
Don’t worry dog I am bringing some goodies for the
hookah and it “AIN’T CHERRY FLAVOR” if you know what
3. If I run Short on Cash While in Los Angeles
Can I Borrow about $5,000????
First of all I want to say that I have heard through the rumour
mill that FOX, Warner Brothers, BRAVO, TruTV, A&E, Discovery
and Perhaps even the PLAYBOY Channel are looking at picking up
my show and AS SOON AS THEY DO YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON
I AM PAYING BACK!
4. How Do You Get to The Orgy Room?
I was really stoned watching them party at your house and
I forgot how to get into the “Royal Orgy Chamber” dam dude
once we clear all the stiff ass housewives out of their and the
BRAVO production crew we can call Charlie Sheen and have
a real fucking party and put that place to some real use – tag
team style:-)! – I am so happy with the pure vision of that fantasy
that I think I have died and gone to heaven.
5. What is the MOST NUMBER OF CHICKS YOU EVER
HAD IN THE ROYAL ORGY CHAMBER?
I am loving this interview – we need this guy to roll down
to San Diego and the Celebrity Beach House Reality TV Show
where he can take my spot and take over the whole fricken show
and move us into a sweet pad in La Jolla with a AMEX BLACK
CARD on File with the HOTTEST ESCORT SERVICE in
SAN DIEGO – Guess what people if I am going to DREAM
then I am going to DREAM BIG and this dude Mohamed
has enough stuff going on to be a regular on our show anytime.
6. Where is the Hydroponics Room in Your Mansion and
How Many Farmers Work There? You know this dude
does not need to worry about heading to a weed coop
when his own hydroponic room puts out 1 hit weed
to pack the old hookah with.
PPSS: “Hey Mohamed, one more thing” –
Dude if you happen to find this blog I know you MUST have a
shitload of classic cars and hot rods I can shoot for my www.youtube.com/socalbeachesmagazine beach video page
SoCal Beaches Magazine YouTube.com page and www.socalbeachmag.net
website. Dude Can You BUY SoCal Beaches Magazine and upgrade us to
a little better pad – like one YOU would stay in? – just a thought –
Also just so you know I LOVE AND SUPPORT THE 1% and I am just
pretending to be a 99%’er to help with the world domination and alien
takeover and cross breeding program agendas.
“MOHAMED HADID IS MY NEWEST BFFF”
(Best Fucking Friend Forever!!!!!!!!!!!)
* oh hey Mohamed one more thing real quick
– the camper I have is kind of a bear to drive through
Beverly Hills and Rodeo Drive – “do you have
a sick Mercedes convertible I can borrow for a few days
and perhaps to “run back to San Diego to pick up a few
things”????? maybe an AMG???? cool man THANKS!!!!!
I will tell the butler you said it was cool and “give me the keys”
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Blog Commentary
by a Reality TV Idea Maker Who is Saving Hollywood
one Blog at a Time!
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