Reality TV Show Host Claims “I am Having Justin Beibers Baby”

45 Year Old Reality TV Show Production Host Claims
“Justin Beiber Was In An Alien Spaceship and Impregnated Me”

Shit all I can say about this is that any of my friends better
erase all my text messages about masterbation, porn,
“donkey shows” and anything else incriminating I have rambled
about in the past because I am going in for the BIG SCORE and
jumping in on the Justin Beiber scandalist sex rumour mill and
trumping all the “amatuers” who also claimed they were pregnant!

“JUSTIN BEIBER PERSONALLY DROVE AN ALIEN CRAFT
OVER ME, POINTED ME OUT, GIGGLED, AND THEN
BEEMED ME INTO A UFO WITH REAL FUCKING ALIENS
AND ANAL PROBED ME AND “POSSIBLY” ALSO PROVIDED
A ENIGMA WHICH GOT ME PREGNANT”

UFO that We think Justin Beiber was in that came from LA and beemed up Reality TV Show Star "Ken Rogers"

UFO that We think Justin Beiber was in that came from LA and beemed up Reality TV Show Star "Ken Rogers"

This is the REAL DEAL here now because I am bringing the
little Alien tribes into this mess since that is the ONLY WAY
I can prove in a real court that I as a man am pregant. If those
little fuckers can drive a UFO at light speed in the universe they
certainly know how to get a man pregnant right?

The Celebrity Beach House Reality TV SHOW however is
willing to “DROP THE POTENTIAL LAWSUIT” if
1. Justin Beiber is willing to APPEAR on Celebrity Beach House
Reality TV Show – he can sing a song or we can have a skateboard
contest down the boardwalk – we can figure that out later.
2. Denounce Aliens and NEVER Ride in Alien Spacecraft again.
3. (I am still working on a 6AM “wake and bake” and am just happy
I got the blog this far but I will have something REAL here as
I talk to my cats and go over our “Options” STAY TUNED for
#3)

Anyway the fact is that it is not just Justin’s teenage fan base
that is desperate for publicity, free money and a baby – we
too at the Celebrity Beach House are just as disfunctional
and desperate for celebrity guests.

This is probably a good time to throw out a shameless plug
for Celebrity Beach House Reality TV Show where we
bring in and entertain Hollywood celebrities in our 2 bedroom
bachelor beach condo. Fun includes a host of things from
South Mission Beach including playing “Beach Bar Olympics”
at The Beach Comber Bar (darts, pool, foosball, karaoke, Trivia
pursuit etc..) cruising on beach bikes on the boardwalk and
basically doing all the things A List Celebrities wished they
could do if they knew some cool dudes to hang with in San Diego.

Aliens Love Hot Chicks - this pic has nothing to do with this blog but I thought it was hot and gave me a whole new perspective on Aliens - "we have a lot in common"

Aliens Love Hot Chicks - this pic has nothing to do with this blog but I thought it was hot and gave me a whole new perspective on Aliens - "we have a lot in common"

Since we are still waiting for our first Hollywood celebrities to
show up I am running the propoganda mill and writing completely
meaningless blogs before I start up Playstation for MADDEN 2012
and pack the bong before our Reality TV production meeting!

Enjoying the BEST of the Beach Life from San Diego!

Ken Rogers (aka the fake Dork name for Sean at
the Celebrity Beach House in San Diego)

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About Celebrity Beach House Reality TV Correspondant Ken Rogers

Celebrity Beach House Reality TV Show is a show that talks about important social issues with Hollywood TV Stars in a beach camp site / condo setting where no one would ever expect a real life celebrity to show up. Stay tuned for more reality tv show news, updates and some crazy commentaries from our San Diego Reality Cast!
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